Yogobird: Road to Bosnia

You are the Yogobird. You are the biggest fan of Yugoslavia to ever exist. You love the flag, you love the history, but most importantly... YOU NEED THAT SHARK.

Tragedy strikes. The local IKEA in Croatia is completely out of Blåhajs. To make matters worse, your HRT prescription is empty. There is only one logical solution:

You must cross the dangerous, lawless, and extremely busy roads of the Balkans to reach the promised land of Bosnia.

🚗 GAMEPLAY

Inspired by the classics but fueled by Balkan spirit, Yogobird is a high-octane 2.5D infinite runner. Dodge traffic, manage your intoxication, and collect sharks.

• Move:WASD or Arrow Keys to hop forward.
• Dash:SPACE to launch yourself forward (consumes Shark Charge).
• Survive: Don't get hit by the cats.

🦈 THE QUEST FOR SUPPLIES

The road is long, but the rewards are necessary for your transition and your mental health.

• 🍺 Alcohol: Relieves stress, but too much will make you WASTED. (Warning: Controls may get... slippery).
• 🦈 Blåhaj: The holy grail. Collecting sharks charges your HYPERDRIVE.
• 💊 Estrogen: Essential repairs for your body (Heals HP).
• 🍄 Shrooms: Gives you the ability to fly for a short time.

🌍 FEATURES

• True 2.3D Graphics: Experience the depth of the Balkan highway with a retro pseudo-3D perspective.
• Dynamic Biomes: Travel through Forests, Cities, Ice, Lava, and the Void.
• Balkan Driving AI: Dodge cats (cars) that drive with zero regard for traffic laws.
• Divine Intervention: When you crash, pray to the Angel for a second chance.
• Drunk Physics: The more you drink, the more the screen spins and the controls fight back.

🇧🇦 CONTROLS

• W / Up: Move Forward
• A / Left: Move Left
• S / Down: Move Backward
• D / Right: Move Right
• SPACE: DASH

Are you ready to risk it all for the softest shark in the world?

SREĆAN PUT! (Good Luck!)

Made with love for Yugoslavia, IKEA sharks, and angry birds everywhere.